If you are bothered by occasional or
frequent constipation, look in the mirror and repeat the
following phrase three times in succession when symptoms
My present and future financial and personal well
being are totally in the hands of
and Barney Frank!
that doesn't scare the shit out of you, then you are probably
destined to be backed up for the rest of your life.
is no need to thank me for this advice; I'm just doing it as a